Places in Manhattan where my AT&T cell phone doesn’t get service:

• In large buildings.
• In small buildings.
• In medium sized buildings.
• In all apartments.
• In all classrooms.
• In all offices.
• On the street.
• On the sidewalk.
• In creepy alleys where you’d need to call 911 from when you’re getting murdered.
• Underground.
• In a car.
• On a bridge.
• Near advertisements that brag about AT&T’s superior coverage in New York.
• Anywhere other people are.
• Places where nobody else is.
• Any and all bathrooms.
• All sporting venues.
• Anywhere north of Wall Street and south of 155th Street.
• Outside of AT&T stores.

Places in Manhattan where my AT&T cell phone does get service:

• Inside AT&T stores.
• Inside of all “cell phone use prohibited” performance venues and movie theaters. (Jk those annoying texters probably have Verizon)
• Florida.

PS. If you’re wondering what that picture is about, see this post.